Melbourne

By Katy Swain, 5 January, 2026

The Capital City Trail: My Everest.

Well, maybe Everest is overstating it, but it is quite uppy-downy, and at 29km in length is quite a lot to ask of a lady of exponentially advancing years. 

By Katy Swain, 3 February, 2024
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Willimstown Beach, Victoria.

I'm often amused when I see schoolchildren here in the Far Future. It's the uniforms with floppy broad-brimmed hats and light, loose, long sleeves, and faces shimmering with youth and multiple coats of SPF 50+.