Early in 2026, I bought my second Greenland soccer jersey (the light blue, ice-patterned away kit) the day that US President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself planting a US flag on a Greenland landscape. He followed up later that day, posting another generated image featuring Europe’s leaders around his desk in the Oval Office, considering a map where both Greenland and Canada are overlaid with the American flag.
As acts of resistance go, buying a soccer jersey is pretty silly. It is just a piece of clothing, after all, and not even one with a political message. But over the last few years I have, rather unintentionally, built up a collection of soccer jerseys that have become a kind of armour for me against the increasingly horrifying direction of our world.



